This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,

uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases anal leakage.

Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 76 of. Excuse me, that's illegal.

The pot. So number 76 of, excuse me, that's illegal. The podcast that takes a

hardcore look gets some soft core crimes. I'm your boy Lerra coming at you. Straight out of the closet with a couple tails where people got some

hair in their food. That is always disgusting, a real turn off, and can ruin an

otherwise delicious meal. And that's just if it's a hair off someone's head.

As you can probably gather from the title of this episode,

these hairs came from somewhere else

and are of the short and curly variety.

It's going to be awesome.

I received a lot of positive feedback from the two year anniversary special last week,

so I just want to thank you all for that.

It's nice to hear. And I'm glad most of you didn't skip it.

I try my best to give you honest answers while keeping it fun and light-hearted just like the show.

I'm probably going to make this an annual thing so start working on more wacky questions for next year

Let's get a couple of pugb jokes in compliments of upjoke.com then move on with the show, shall we?

So I sat down with my son for the sex talk, and let's just say it did not go well.

I said, son, what are you supposed to do before you have sex? He said trim your pubes? I go no no no something else he said wash your penis I said no not that either

Then he replies geez no wonder mom never has sex with you. He's got a good point there. Tough to argue that one.

Then the other day I was daydreaming just lying down on the couch and I thought hey my

pubes are a lot like the ocean yeah it's true because if you go exploring long enough

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