075: Xbox Live

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	The Chicken One, One, Chicken, One. One, Chicken. Chicken.
0:14.0	Chicken.
0:15.0	Yeah, you like my healthy.
0:17.0	Don't even make the diger.
0:18.0	I thought you said you had a girl on the light field.
0:21.0	Always in my face talking this and it.
0:25.0	Girl I had the best of the real
0:26.0	for the cat neck.
0:28.0	Time to do another episode where I'm super self-conscious
0:32.0	about everything I said and
0:33.0	regret it and wish I could do it over again. Are you self-conscious about the first
0:36.7	episode? Yeah. Why? I just always think I'm gay. You know everybody has that
0:42.4	critic in their head. I have a guy in my
0:45.0	head but he literally just calls me gay all the time. Like I have a guy inside me that's thinking
0:50.5	about dying and then the other guy is calling that guy gay. You're thinking about dying and then the other guy is calling that guy gay.
0:53.6	Your inner critic is the guy from Happy Gilmore.
0:57.1	Yeah.
0:58.1	You stink, jackass!
1:00.1	It's that guy.
1:01.5	And then later I was like, hey, you want to go to Red Lobster?
1:04.0	Yeah, the guy's driving a Volkswagen into your brainstem right now.
1:08.0	Yeah, you know, your inner voice is like a Xbox 360 like chat room from like 2011.
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