074: Air Bud Light

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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0:00.0	The Chicken One, One, Chicken, One. One, Chicken. Chicken.
0:14.0	Chicken.
0:15.0	Yeah, you like my healthy.
0:17.0	Don't even make the diger.
0:18.0	I thought you said you had a girl on the light field.
0:21.0	Always in my face, talking, missing that. The kido bread shit is, unless it's like,
0:25.0	the kido shit is, unless it's like, uh...
0:30.0	Yeah, we're rolling.
0:31.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:32.0	I should have known, I had two kito tortillas earlier today and I'm like what is this weird feeling where I feel like I ate like like insulation or something? It's just stuck in. Is that like human skin?
0:43.2	Dude, it won't move.
0:44.4	Dude, I swear to God, I was looking up,
0:46.5	I was trying to go no low-carb for a while.
0:48.6	I looked up no-carb tortillas, and I was like,
0:51.6	oh, this has like 20 grams of fiber yeah that's
0:54.1	fucking kicks ass yeah I looked it up it's literally wood chips woodshavings that they
0:59.6	mush into its insoluble fiber so it does it passes right to your body but they're
1:05.3	they're feeding you wood in a tortilla I've felt nauseous all day since I
1:10.1	ate it yeah it's very very. You're better off eating like the
1:13.5	like tortillas that are made out of like beans or whatever the fuck. Yeah.
1:16.8	You're better off doing that classic keto move of just like eating the cheese off the
1:20.4	top of a pizza. Yeah pizza than those tortillas.
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