071 - Shut Up and Game [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

Episode One

Comedy

4.8 • 881 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2019

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

G4 personalities Johnny Aimbot, Abe Funkso, and Nate Misty talk about what games they’ve been playing, their charity work, cheat codes, and the hottest video game girls of all time. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/25000882

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0:00.0	The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for
0:04.3	podcast recovery. This podcast is entitled Shut Up in Game. It is the first and only episode of
0:10.7	the podcast. Welcome to episode one. Gamer's worldwide. Strap your rigs and your jockstrap. Stop
0:19.8	fucking posting online. Get your big boy pants on and your jock strap. Stop fucking posting online.
0:21.9	Get your big boy pants on and pick up the sticks.
0:24.7	This is a server with no fan fiction, no deviant art, just you, your controller, and
0:29.9	the high score.
0:30.9	Welcome to shut up in game.
0:32.3	Pick up the sticks.
0:33.7	We got a menagerie of cool-ass dudes ready here to dole the epic out.
0:38.7	Mad good reviews.
0:42.2	We're going to give you the tips to go yayet on the competition.
0:48.5	We're talking victory royals, speed runs, and legend, wait for it, dairy, loot.
0:54.8	I'm your bro with the minis, Johnny Amebot, joined with Abe Funxo and rounding out the squaws my boy Nate Misty.
0:55.8	What's up, Jens?
0:58.4	Hey, only thing that's up is my KD.
1:00.6	Only thing that's down is the servers, as always.
1:03.7	Hey, if my girlfriend went down as me as much as the servers, uh, I wouldn't be taking time recording with you losers.
1:04.9	Just kidding.
1:05.5	Let's up.
1:07.4	Let's go.
1:08.1	Let's go let's go oh you know it's hell not to listen to this yeah uh leave your girlfriends in
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