070 - E1 Live in Brooklyn: The Second Debate for Homie County Recorder of Deeds

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Comedy

4.8 • 881 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Virgil Texas, author and cohost of Chapo Trap House, hosts the Chapo/NPR/Vice/Ninja debate for Homie County Recorder of Deeds between candidates Gilroy Monsanto, Chalmers Pinochet Harding, Kobo Walker, Mike Fjeurtminor. The B.R.A.N. 5000 tabulates the outcome of the election. (from 2018-12-17)

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0:00.0	The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.
0:10.7	This podcast is entitled The Second Debate for Homey County Recorder of Deeds.
0:15.7	It is the first and only episode of the podcast.
0:19.0	Welcome to episode one.
0:20.3	I'm not like Blackblankaners. I got the clip like in Landers.
0:23.6	Good evening. I'm Virgil, Texas, author, co-host of Chapo Trap House.
0:40.9	It is my pleasure to welcome you to the second debate for the Homi County Recorder of Deeds,
0:45.4	hosted by Chapo NPR Vice and Ninja's Twitch Dream.
0:50.2	Because of Polish race riots in Homi County, Chapo NPR Vice Ninja has made the decision to host this vital civic event here at Union Hall in Brooklyn, New York.
1:00.0	This is the way it's going to go.
1:02.0	This is not normal, all right?
1:05.0	We're here to take over. We're here to tell it what you think?
1:08.0	The political climate nowadays is unbelievable. We're here because we them what do you think? The political climate nowadays is unbelievable.
1:12.2	We're here because we know Trump is listening.
1:15.4	Yeah, even though President McFuckface is in office,
1:18.5	I believe we still have a little bit of one thing called Freedom of Speech.
1:21.9	Yeah, we got something huge for you, Cheeto Hitler.
1:28.3	We are a notorious group of Twitter users that have been constantly sending
1:33.1	app messages to Donald Trump every single day, every single hour, neglecting our wives,
1:39.3	kids, coworkers, jobs, and anything else that can make me
1:44.4	use a fifth finger.
1:46.1	You might recognize
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