And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

Alright, when you go on vacation, the goal, usually, is just to relax.

That doesn't always mean that things work out that way.

For example, passengers aboard the celebrity infinity cruise ship.

Well, part of the ship burst into flames, resulting at a total blackout.

No lights, no air conditioning, no food service, no communications.

Now, I know that sucks.

But if the ship is not sinking or being boarded by Somali pirates, I chalk that up to an inconvenience, not exactly an emergency. On the other hand, last week at the Denver

International Airport, located only 7,000 miles away from Denver, passengers evacuated an American

Airlines jet. The problem? Well, it was on fire. Now, the plane was gathering speed on the runway for

takeoff before passengers heard a loud

bang. Before somebody screamed, fire, which is always awesome to scream on a plane. Now, sure,

all 173 passengers got out via the emergency slides, but that is an adrenaline-filled butt-puckering

moment. So, given the choice of being trapped on a powerless cruise ship for days

versus fleeing a burning plane for only a few minutes,

I'm taking a cruise ship.

But that's just me.

Because there's no adrenaline up.

I do not think I'm going to die.

I think I'm going to be inconvenience.

A plane that is on fire, like I said, it's only a few minutes, but those are a bad,

...