All right, the legal show is starting, and that means phone calls.

That's what it's about.

And the phone number here, and we have lines open clearly, top of the hour, first hour,

always the best time to call.

800 5201534, 800 5201534.

800 5201534. And you get to talk to our screener richie and if you are

particularly stupid you're up at the top of the list if you are unintelligible you're definitely at

the top of the list if you are calling from some mental facility or you are home and clearly

you have some mental issues top of the list.

If you are astoundingly handicapped, for example, no arms, no legs, and you're simply a torso with a head,

whoa, right up at the top of the heap.

And any combination of those brings you on top, on top of the heap.

800 5201534.'s 800 5201534 and you can call anytime throughout the show

although I must tell you that there are times where I can go an hour hour and a half and the lines are

jammed and you can't get in other times

some you know it's fairly easy so the way to guarantee you coming into the show and

asking me the questions that are so important to you that I probably don't care

about 800 520 excuse me one five three four this is handle on the law marginal legal advice where I tell

you whatever your name is you have absolutely no case fair enough oh you know a couple last

couple of days uh for some reason it's like i'm like a dentist at a cocktail party

could you take a look at this spreading your mouth wide open i think i have a a cavity or something's

going on dennis love that they really do same thing with doctors uh doctors are constantly constantly dealt with or constantly have to deal with.

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