This is Handel on the Law Marginal Legal Advice, where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

All right, here's one Uber being sued by female passengers who said they were attacked by their drivers.

The women who live in multiple states were in, I'm quoting as far as the allegation,

kidnapped, sexually assaulted, sexually battered, raped, falsely imprisoned, stalked, harassed,

or otherwise attacked by Uber drivers.

And there is a law firm that is out of San Francisco.

Slater, Slater Schulman filed, I think, according to Uber 12 cases.

They're saying they file 25 cases.

And the law firm says that it has approximately 550 clients with claims against Uber.

And these allegations go back several years, so it's over the course of what, I don't even

know how many years ago.

But I want to point something out

I'm not defending Uber at all incidentally I'm really not but statistically you look at this

and I look this up in terms of how many Uber rides were given last year.

The stat that I'm being given by several different sources is worldwide 6.3 billion rides.

Almost to the point of, wait a minute.

That's two-thirds of the population of the planet.

How is that possible?

But even assuming that it is being exaggerating hundreds of millions of rides,

and how many rides did I take?

I took 15 Uber rides last year. And my guess is during the course of, I could have been assaulted, assuming I'm female, and I wasn't as ugly as I am, but, you know, overweight, bald females, you know, you just, for some reason, they're not very,

never mind. I'm not going to go into that because I'm shaming and then I'm getting in trouble

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