Come into the studio and I go, okay, got calls waiting for me. This morning, I had one about a

garage door floor or a garage floor. What do I do to fix it? And also had one about a plumbing problem.

No problem doing those, but maybe you have a legal question. I don't know. Maybe I'll do a DIY

show for the next three hours.

What difference does it make?

I make up the law.

I might as well make that up, too.

800-520-1534, 800-5201534.

And who's ever on the phone, Misty, on that refrigerator repair, keep them waiting for a minute.

And I'll be more than happy to get to it in just a little while.

800, 5201534 for marginal legal advice, where, well, you know how it goes.

800 5201534.

And I don't know if today is going to be jam full of phone calls.

See, that's the problem that happens when you have a caller-driven show.

During the week, Monday through Friday, I took phone calls on Friday or yesterday, I believe, once. I've done it in maybe 15 years.

I used to in the old school talk radio. You'd get on the air and you give, you know, let's talk about abortion good or bad, gun control, good or bad,

you know, the same crap that, you know, talked about for decades. And then I give a monologue

and then back and forth. All right, Joe, what do you think? Horrible, it's horrible. All right,

Fred, what do you think? It's great. It's great. Mary, what do you think? Great, great, great. Fred, no, horrible, horrible. So we don't do that anymore.

During the week, I just don't let you call. But now, 800 5201534, 8005201534. This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice, where I tell you, you have absolutely no case,

is how I start the show every single week. And here's the story I want to share with you.

Brittany Spears, the infamous Britney Spears story.

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