In the morning, first hour, it takes a little while for us to warm up. You, me, the world.

So let me give you the phone number if you want to call in and lines are always open as we open the show.

And the number is 800 5201534. 80052015 three four and in the morning uh the weight is not

uh long and sometimes it is as we begin the show or halfway through the show or a quarter of the

way through the show and uh people are going to be waiting a while and sometimes all the lines are

busy and so there you are and you're calling in and you're hearing the the buzz buzz buzz of a busy signal but you always call back a few minutes later because I like to go through these calls as quickly as possible as I lose my patience 800 5201534.

Usual rules always apply.

I've been doing this for decades now.

And the rules are if you are a moron or particularly in Basilic, good chance you're coming aboard very, very quickly.

If you are in a mental facility, you're up. Virtually immediately. It helps if you're

completely unintelligible, where I cannot understand one word you say, usually from insert name

of country here, that helps you immediately. And all of sudden any, all sudden any major handicap

helps a lot. If you're an amputee, a double amputee, someone is actually dialing the phone for you.

That helps enormously too.

By the way, any combination of those also very helpful for you to get in and maybe even jump the line.

800 5201534, 800 5201534.

800.

501534 as the lines come in.

Okay.

This is Handel on the Law.

Marginal legal advice where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

Well, our good friend Rudy Giuliani, he went into bankruptcy

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