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Put some fucking Q-tips in your ears, take that wax out, or pack it into the fucking ear.

Like I do. It's a beautiful fucking day to be alive. Welcome to the church of what's

happened now, you know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. He looked in the mirror. You not gonna

share today? Come on overcocks up. I'm looking California. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I don't know

what the fuck you're thinking about playing a beautiful Monday morning, but this is it.

All right, we hit it with the fucking music. All right, yo, with that coffin,

a depth, and shit cocksucker, two hits. That's my main man.

Lisa, yeah, welcome to the church of what's happened now. Hope you had a great

and safe weekend. Hope you got all your fucking fingers. Hope somebody didn't shoot any ass

with a Roman candle. We didn't even make fucking Roman candles no more. They don't remember

what a Roman candle was. The one that like it, boo, boo, you like it, like it's pie's up. Yeah.

Very interesting what you said to me this morning that you don't like fucking the 4th

of July with the fireworks. I've never understood. I never, listen, I don't understand fireworks.

I don't understand fucking parades. Anything you can fucking do every year. I don't understand.

I ain't going down there. Yeah, and it's not like I get it from like little kids,

but like when I start being like 13, it's always the same. They always have the one that sparkles

and they have the finale that always disappoints. And there's 8 million people there,

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