07/03/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #94
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2013
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Ari Shaffir and Edible maker Auntie Dolores both call into the podcast.
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Streamed live on 07/03/2013
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| 0:19.2 | at Hulu Plus dot com slash Joey. You got to say that with some basing your voice, |
| 0:24.3 | cocksucker. Oh shit. Oh shit. It's the day before the fourth July 3rd. It's going down. |
| 0:34.5 | That's why Nashville is barbecue and fucking marinating. You should be doing the same |
| 0:39.6 | road via Smokin Reaper. It's a beautiful day to be alive. A little children of a mother fucking grave |
| 0:46.4 | because at the end of the week, that's all we fucking really are anyway. Kick that mother |
| 0:50.8 | fucker Lee. Hit it! |
| 1:00.6 | Scully. Scully. He can't wiggle closely. This is black stab. It's a lazy stab you with my |
| 1:05.7 | fucking ladder. This isn't wiggle. This is like a someone else. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. |
| 1:16.7 | Something made my head and started to march. It makes the world even have to feel good. |
| 1:27.9 | That's how to be and push the round and told not what to do. Are you fucking kidding me or what? |
| 1:36.6 | The third of July you got the world by the ball. Somebody's got to work. Somebody's don't have to work. |
| 1:41.4 | We got a mysterious fucking job interview. It's my job's ending. It's my day before the |
| 1:47.5 | fucking floor which nobody's even doing dick after 12. Because I'm the fine dude. They open it |
| 1:52.4 | up for whenever I want. Fucking pissing me the fuck off. What? You have more jobs than a fucking |
| 1:56.5 | Jamaican. Yeah, every two weeks. It's TV jobs. Show that. Kick up. He's smoking up Reaper this |
| 2:03.9 | more. No, no. Going to San Jose with you. I haven't done nearly enough Reaper. Get it here, |
| 2:08.7 | I'm not going to say this motherfucker. This is a strong shit. I respect the no-haw |
| 2:13.6 | mechanics. They ain't open. They defy the odds. They got a license. They're staying open. |
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