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The Archers

07/01/2026

The Archers

BBC

Fiction, Performing Arts, Arts, Drama

4.09K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

When Jolene comments to Eddie that the Bull will be keeping things low-key for Burns Night this year, he’s adamant they go as big as they like on it. There’s been enough misery already. Frazzled Jazzer isn’t receptive to Jolene’s request for his help with making it an event. He’s too tired. He’s sorry but the answer’s no. Later Jolene acknowledges Jazzer has a lot on. For his part Jazzer sympathises with Jolene’s worry over Markie’s gang and what they might do.

Will’s got George a lot of new stuff for his homecoming. Emma questions whether indulging George like this is really the right thing to do. It’s this sort of thing that landed them in this position in the first place. Just because he nearly died doesn’t mean everything’s forgiven. Will disagrees. They nearly lost their son, and now he wants to forget everything that’s happened.

Eddie refuses to go with Emma and Ed to welcome George home. He reckons he doesn’t know George any more. He’s glad he’s alright, but he’s crossed a line and Eddie can’t forgive him. Will’s not happy with Eddie’s decision, but Emma admits she can see his point. They’ve got it badly wrong, lying and covering for George. They’re too soft on him, and he’s spoilt. Their guilt about the past has made them bury their heads. George takes up so much headspace, there’s no room for Keira and Poppy. If he’s really going to learn from his mistakes, they all need to take a step back.

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio Podcasts.

0:05.7

Hello, you're about to listen to a BBC podcast, and I'm Ed Gamble, host of another BBC podcast, The Traitors Uncloaked.

0:12.7

But my show is available only on BBC Sounds, just like Ellis and John's Saturday bonus episodes,

0:18.2

The Pop Top Ten podcast with Scott Mills and Rylan, and comedy specials

0:22.2

from the likes of Harriet Kemsley, Susie Ruffle and Rommashranganathan. However, and maybe I'm biased,

0:27.9

it's really all about The Traitors Uncloaked. So for a whole bunch of exclusive scoops and podcasts,

0:33.4

listen only on BBC Sounds. Oh, oh, oh, hi, Addy.

1:01.7

No one told me it's monsoon season.

1:03.9

Tell me about it.

1:05.2

Most people have the sense to stop at home in the womb.

1:08.1

Do you want to hand with your brolly, Joling?

1:09.8

Oh, it's all right, stupid thing. Ah, there we go. Now, do you know where the shortbread is?

1:14.9

Oh, as luck would have it, I'm standing right, boy, so you are. It's Pat's birthday, Saturday.

1:22.1

I hear she's quite partial.

1:23.3

Ain't we all? I assumed it was part of your Burns' night celebrations. one ten of biscuit. I would tell you the truth, Eddie. That'll probably end up being the highlight the way Fallon's going. Oh, no, what? I was really looking forward to it. What? You're coming? Of course I'm coming. I love a bit of Aggis. A nice drop of single malt. Always goes down well too. I just assume that you...

1:46.6

Well, you know, with everything that's happened. But to be honest, Eddie, that's why we're keeping it small.

1:52.8

What, because of what? Yeah, we decided against any kind of party. We're just showing a few Scottish-themed dishes on the normal menu.

1:59.0

You ain't selling it very well. No, I'm not, am I? Jolene, honestly, love. You don't have to let what happened with George ruin your plans. Fallon just worried it might seem a bit, you know, bad taste. Well, tell her that's rubbish. It'll be good taste, providing a few whiskeys come my way. It's very generous of you, Eddie. Oh, go as big as you like,

2:19.6

Jolene. Bigger the better, I say.

2:22.1

Emma and Will wouldn't mind.

2:23.8

There's been enough misery already.

2:26.1

And how is George?

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