#063: Arguing With A Vending Machine

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:09.2	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.4	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.6	Schnebly and Toff. Hey, hey, hey, it's episode 63 of the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.
0:30.4	You caught me mid-mouthful of IPA. Sorry. Sorry about that. What kind of IPA is at, JJ?
0:36.4	Well, it's a, it's a fine Ecuadorian IPA from...
0:41.2	Is there anything unusual about it?
0:43.3	It's called Zen.
0:45.5	Zen IPA.
0:46.7	It's brewed in keto and it has nine milligrams of CBD in it.
0:53.3	So let's light this candle.
0:56.0	So an IPA with CBD.
0:58.1	I love that about you.
0:59.9	My brain is very conflicted right now.
1:03.9	It's sort of like,
1:05.7	sort of like decaffeinated coffee with,
1:09.3	with high amount of caffeine in it no it's not like it's actually
1:13.8	it's not like that at all but i i enjoyed it nonetheless i would i would guess it would be a doubly
1:20.8	soothing um just a slight a slight buzz and and a slight feeling of relaxation.
1:30.2	Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's pretty much it.
1:32.3	It's not, it's not, it's not really high in alcohol for an IPA.
1:35.2	It's like 4.5%.
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