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The Bert Show

061924 - FULL SHOW - PART ONE

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:09.2

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0:12.1

Find out more at the Berk Show.com

0:14.1

slash bonus BS. The Birtz Show. Trying to figure it out. When is it time to

0:19.3

really go next level in your relationship. Everything's going great.

0:23.0

You can't get enough of him, you can't get enough of her, right?

0:26.4

So is it time to go next level?

0:29.0

Make that step, moving together.

0:31.0

The pace lap of marriage.

0:33.0

Well, yes, it is a huge test, but I think that our situation is a little bit unique.

0:40.0

So for a little bit of backstory, my girlfriend and I have been dating now for about a year and a half and

0:46.0

When we first met in like the summer of 2022, you know we were hanging out a lot we were doing the whole thing and we became official like later that

0:53.8

in November within two months of us dating my apartment was subject to a

0:59.8

massive flood similar to mows I think it happened on the same day like Christmas time around it.

1:04.0

Yeah, really? Yeah. Wow. My apartment went through the same exact thing where it flooded completely, it was

1:08.8

completely ruined and destroyed and I had no idea how long it was going to take for it to come back on track but in that

1:15.3

meantime I was like I was able to stay with my girlfriend throughout that time and

1:20.9

it could have been a disaster, right?

1:22.8

We were only two months into being official.

1:25.1

And it was like, oh yeah, just feel free to stay here.

1:28.2

And I made it very clear to her, like, hey,

1:30.9

if at any point you need some alone time, if at any point you need me to just, you know, get the hell out of here, feel free to tell me and I will not take it personally, but like, you know, this is kind of what I have to do right now while my apartment's getting back in working order.

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