06/05/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #86
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2013
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Joey's yoga instructor Madisson calls in.
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Streamed live on 06/05/2013
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| 0:21.7 | lowercase bitches oh shit oh shit that time oh shit break out the heroin rub your feet take |
| 0:39.2 | the toe jam and throw it at your wife I don't give a fuck what you do it's Wednesday bitches June |
| 0:45.3 | six are you kidding me isn't June six no yeah the fifth the seventh is Friday you know I don't |
| 0:52.6 | fuck around you know how we do it here Churchill what's happening now crack that motherfucker Lee spark |
| 0:58.8 | that number get that coffee hulu it's get that oatmeal through some jumping jack you fucking dirty |
| 1:06.2 | cock suckers get up it's a beautiful beautiful day to be alive you're alive you're not jail you're |
| 1:12.7 | not fucking Cuba you're not fucking career like firecrackers yeah here where the fuck you are the UK |
| 1:18.9 | island get up so Luke grab that cock grab that pussy snip those fingers we're baking career I know |
| 1:26.7 | a big one career fuck up cock suck up what's happening Lee say you just made me like have like a |
| 1:32.9 | mental like a breakdown why what happened cuz 30 seconds before the show starts you're like |
| 1:38.0 | your mom probably as a boyfriend your mom how was your mom uh her her early uh halfway through |
| 1:45.0 | the century I don't know I don't want to say 55 let's get her on there she got plenty of |
| 1:48.4 | fucking juice left to her I don't want to use the worst you know I mean I'm not trying to |
| 1:52.8 | disrespect it I'm just trying to it's a fucking reality what do you want them to do sit at home and |
| 1:57.1 | fucking calm that pussy is I gotta do mom's got to get action too you don't think how long she |
| 2:03.0 | been divorced when you're dead uh at least probably five or six years you think she's not a stat |
| 2:09.4 | no never she's she's she's Mary she's what she's she's like a Mary Magdalene no I don't |
| 2:15.4 | they can't think Mary Magdalene's a dirty oil yeah take some reef I can make cock sucka come |
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