06/03/13 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #85

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 18.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2013

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Artist Mike Maxwell calls into the podcast.

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Streamed live on 06/03/13

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0:30.0	June 3rd, Megan it happened. You're smoking reef, you're eating, you're drinking your
0:37.3	arms, you got your corn flakes. It's all about to go down. It's Monday. It's your second chance of
0:44.0	fucking life. Got something. Get up. Do a jump and jack. Oh shit. I don't know but today seems kind of
0:52.7	odd. Oh my god. I got to give up from a girl. I got the leg out. Thinking, well, I live another
1:09.4	24. Fuck it. If you don't live, you live, go out there, sling dick and make the best of it.
1:16.9	It's Monday, cocksucker. What's going on with you, you little prick?
1:20.6	Thank you, cocksucker. Crying since the minute I come in here, you're all discombobulated. It's
1:25.7	Monday. I'm not discombobulated, but you use your text and some broad, you're playing bad.
1:31.5	You went out with this other broad. I don't like it when you're happy. When you're happy,
1:34.4	you gave me too much shit. I'm happy. What the fuck don't you want? When I'm mad, I give you
1:38.3	no, when you're mad, you're just quiet. You're like, hey, whatever. When you're happy.
1:42.8	Okay, this edible we're going to eat today. You've been talking me for like four days.
1:47.2	It's just stressing you out. It's just stressing you out. Because you didn't go to bed. It's like
1:50.6	you didn't eat it and drive in the fall of five days. That's normally what I do.
1:53.2	In a bag in the fucking Chinese, but you've been calling me for people to give me shit.
1:57.0	Let me explain to you what he does. He's been calling me for like five or six days that he's
2:00.7	known about this. And he did this. He's like, it's too much for me, man. This is going to be bad.
2:06.2	Click the next day. Get ready for you. You're going to see the devil. Click for like six days,
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