The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for

podcast recovery. This podcast is entitled Late Night with Tim Towers. It is the first and only episode

of the podcast. Welcome to episode one. Welcome beautiful people to late night with Tim Towers

coming at you live from beautiful and scenic, legendary Tara Hut, Indiana.

My name is Tim Towers.

I have a great show for you all tonight.

Celebrity zookeeper Dwight Bronco is here.

Nope.

Celebrity driver Subboba is here.

And I am joined, as always, by my wonderful co-host, Willie Soap.

Hey, everybody.

Join, too, with my great bandleader, everybody. Join two with my great band leader, Dave Dudley and the Bodega Boys.

Hit it, Dave.

All right, all right, settle down.

So, North Korea is in the news. Have you heard about this? North Korea? Have you heard about this?

Third leader, Saddam Hussein, is at it again.

Saddam has announced more missile tests. That's right.

And these missiles have just enough range to hit Japan. And people there are worried. Yeah, that's right. And these missiles have just enough range to hit Japan, and people there are worried.

Yeah, that's right folks.

Yeah, Japan is reportedly worried that their small penises are going to be hit.

Yeah, I'm bad. All right. But seriously, folks, seriously.

The leader of North Korea Saddam Hussein

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