Okay, there's no point in pretending like we haven't seen it.

You saw Mark's video.

Mark Rover.

Yep.

The glitter bomb tracking thing for...

I call it porch piracy or porch pirates.

You know what I mean?

I've never heard that term before.

Is that a thing or did you make that up?

I heard somebody else say it, but yeah, porch pirates are people that like when you get

a delivery to your house, especially today's internet shopping age.

People will bring stuff laid on your porch for you to get when you get home.

But before you're able to get the package, somebody comes by on the sidewalk or whatever,

runs up to your house and grabs your Amazon package or whoever delivery package.

But it's not pretend.

I mean, everybody pretty much uses Amazon.

Yeah, especially here.

There's some local shopping, but for the most part, Amazon is how we do business in

the wild remote west.

Hmm.

Have you ever had a happen to you?

No, I haven't.

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