You know how yesterday I told you that I kind of had that important business meeting and

Said goodbye to the person and

Then promptly went to the urinal and Pied

Oh, and then walked away from the urinal and get a little little bit wet spot. Oh, you remember this

I

High five myself, but I was like I'm awesome

To review one you first we're in a super fancy important meeting. Yeah, were you being business destined?

No, I was being cool like strategizing like it was just a really cool person like working with a really cool person that gets it and

Like I mean we're doing smart things and we're gonna make the world better. Yeah

So this is one of those meetings where you get lunch or something and you make a lot of eye contact and you get excited together

It's like sport possibilities good meeting. Oh, yeah, exactly and then you

Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, but they take it as I guess the meetings are abruptly done and so you figure out well

You're on the way to the bathroom that they're packing up to leave. Yeah, and this good meeting is now abruptly ended right

And so you you shifted into overdrive you put a little a little oomph behind it which burns

To kind of just get this over with quicker. Yeah, and you disrupted your normal rhythm. Well the problem was I was like oh man

They're out there. I got it finished real fast

And get back out there before they leave

That's not how that works because I don't want them to go to the like if they go to the parking lot right now

Right, they're gonna think the meeting was over and that I ended it like a jerk

But I actually just really had to pee and so the problem was whatever you get what happened you're not an idiot

So I mean I gotta go in I could be I could be an idiot and still understand you peeing yourself

That does not require a great degree of intelligence. I didn't pee myself the problem with it females don't know this

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