05: Pasta
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2020
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
It's time for some Memento style story-telling because they had to swap actors for the star of the series and we, the softcore audience need a retconned explanation! A Shining Light in record time involving a horse telepathically communicating with the viewer and phantasms! There's a lot of rubbing and caressing but (as you'd expect) no pene and no movement on Boner Patrol. The production of this particular Emmanuelle is pretty freaky, featuring multiple directors and a key question - Is this interesting? Plus an exploration of the limitations of male fantasy by Guy's partner.
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| 0:00.0 | Ahh. Oh, Hello and welcome along to the worst idea of all time. |
| 0:27.0 | Season 5. O come, O come, Emmanuel. |
| 0:35.0 | Six! |
| 0:37.0 | I'm Montgomery. |
| 0:38.0 | I'm with Tim Bat, not physically, but in spirit, |
| 0:41.0 | as we have both just watched the 1988 released French soft core |
| 0:45.7 | erotica film Emmanuel six we are no longer in the company of Sylvia Kristel of course there's a new |
| 0:51.3 | Emmanuel there's a new director at the helm there's a |
| 0:54.4 | whole new whole new feeling to this movie. A whole new world. How are you Tim? |
| 1:01.6 | Brand new exciting point of view. No one to tell us where to go. Oh I've forgotten the rest of the words. |
| 1:09.0 | Say we're only dreaming. I'm good thanks. Yeah I'm good I'm good I'm good I quite like this movie. I'm not |
| 1:19.4 | going to lie to you Tim this is what I imagined this movie is what I'd imagined when we embarked on this journey. |
| 1:25.0 | This is the genre of skin flick to which I was looking forward, to which I remember growing my first pubic here. This is the sort of early 2000s 1230 a.m. on a Friday night pornographic material I remember coming of age |
| 1:48.4 | to coming spelt C-O-M-I-N-G, nothing untoward about it, growing up. |
| 1:55.0 | I'll tell you, I wasn't only... |
| 1:58.0 | I wasn't the only thing growing up back then, Tim. |
| 2:00.0 | What else was growing up? |
| 2:02.0 | Well, if I watch a flick like this so too was my |
| 2:05.1 | Oh God What you don't even know what I'm gonna say? What are you gonna say my sisters, everyone around me, we were all growing. |
| 2:14.7 | It was a heady time. Heedy. |
| 2:17.2 | So I put my enjoyment of this film down almost solely to Professor Simon. |
| 2:25.0 | How fucking good was that bald-headed man who delivered every line with zero facial expression, |
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