05/29/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #84
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2013
⏱️ 92 minutes
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MMA fighter Jon Fitch calls in to talk about his upcoming fight.
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Streamed live on 05/29/2013
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| 0:30.0 | Oh shit. Oh shit. Motherfucking Wednesday May 29th. The church I was happening now. |
| 0:42.8 | Talked about you motherfuckers playing Twins. They get up. Coffee. Hit it. |
| 0:51.6 | I love this song. Are you kidding me or what? |
| 1:00.3 | Beware. Unfucking believe. Get that coffee. Jumping jack. Couple push ups. Write your goals. |
| 1:10.2 | Wash your balls. Put some powder on them. It's going to be a hot one till they know me the way to |
| 1:13.6 | fuck yeah. Be positive. You want to eat some pussy? Bring some toothpicks with you to work. |
| 1:22.9 | If you want to eat pussy you got to bring the fucking toothpicks in your pocket. It's |
| 1:26.9 | positive reinforcement. You know what I'm saying? Why are you bringing toothpicks? Are you |
| 1:30.2 | going to stab them? I'm not going to pick the fucking pubies out of your teeth. You're filthy |
| 1:33.8 | fuck. I thought you wanted them there. I want half a man, the other half you want to take out. |
| 1:38.4 | Some people don't like fucking hell out of their teeth. I'm just dropping it while it's hot. |
| 1:42.0 | What's up my little Jewish friend? Nothing. I'm feeling I'm excited for the night. This is my |
| 1:45.4 | favorite night of the month. I really don't. I love it too. I love being you know why we're around |
| 1:50.0 | these fucking savages. They come out. It's a dead squad fucking night. People got acid. How many |
| 1:55.6 | edibles are you going to eat tonight? Tell the people how many of you think? There's going to be |
| 1:59.4 | a 9-1-1 on fucking staff. We got an ambulance on to that. I have two cabs already called. If you |
| 2:04.8 | bring an edible all you know it's not my edible but people are fucking already calling. I don't |
| 2:10.3 | know if it sold out. There was a few tickets left yesterday. You got the extra microphone. We got |
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