05/27/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #83

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 18.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2013

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Nick Turturro, from The Longest Yard, Blue Bloods and many more tv shows and movies calls in.

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Streamed live on 05/27/2013

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0:20.8	Plus dot com slash Joey. Let's get this fucking party started. Oh shit. Oh shit.
0:30.4	At least I have playing the fucking piano with his toes. I like it. Here you go, motherfucker.
0:34.6	It's Monday. Oh. Oh shit. The flying Jew, Joey Diaz, the church of what's happening now.
0:46.7	Been drinking. Look at me drinking. He don't know the fucking velvet hammer is about to land on his
0:52.2	fucking head. Hit it, Lee. Gonna pay this time, but a paper strike.
1:05.6	It's a beautiful day to be alive. Get up. Jumping jacks, push up, sit up, get some fucking
1:11.4	cornflakes, whatever the fucking internet. It's a beautiful day memorial. Shout out to all the
1:16.8	motherfuckers that made this possible for us to walk around and smoke pot and walk around and
1:21.8	sling dick and do what the fuck we do. Or quickly, let's do it. A little fucking national anthem.
1:27.0	Get up, you cock suckers. It's the best goddamn fucking country. Where's the music, Lee?
1:31.6	The best, strongest, baddest motherfucking country in the goddamn world. And you're sitting there
1:42.0	in Memorial Day eating a hot dog. Fucking eating a hamburger like a mama loop. Get a good cock
1:47.2	sucker. Go shoot somebody. We'll take them up to 170 and drop them there. If you're gonna kill
1:51.8	somebody, you got to drop them off on the 170 by sharing them away. You know that, right?
1:55.5	Are you still alive right there? Oh please. I got about three bodies up there to check.
1:58.4	Just sit here with a hand sticking up right now with leaves growing around it. Jesus. Get up.
2:02.9	Smoke a number. Kiss your kids. Kiss your parents. Be proud to be a fucking American motherfuckers.
2:10.7	People come over here by boat playing fucking mountains. They come here on sleds. They don't give a
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