This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

You ever notice when there is an Amber Alert, this thing blairs like you can't believe.

Now, watching TV, commercials always run hot, which means, and in radio too, which means that when they send the

commercial down to the TV station and then or over the satellite and then it's broadcast

out, the commercials always run louder than programming, always. They run hot because you want to grab people's attention.

The Amber Alert is on a whole different level.

I mean, you're listening to the Ambler Alert, and if you're near there, oh, my ears almost blew out.

Well, in Texas, there is a boy whose parents are suing, alleging that his ears were burst.

They blew out based on him wearing AirPods, and all of a sudden the Amber Alert comes on.

You ever seen the movie Scanners where the head explodes?

That's pretty much what happened here. So they sue. You ever seen the movie scanners where the head explodes?

That's pretty much what happened here.

So they sue Apple because the AirPods, they say,

admitted an alert so loud, it tore one of his eardrums. You know, ear drums.

I got to tell you, I'd buy that.

I've actually seen that or felt that happen.

So he was watching Netflix on a low volume, and the alarm went off without warning, because

that's what happens, suddenly, and then a volume that, to add a volume, it tore apart his

eardrums.

I mean, literally tore apart his eardrums is the allegation.

Damaged his cochlea.

By the way, his cochia is above the waist.

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