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The Archers

05/12/2025

The Archers

BBC

Fiction, Performing Arts, Arts, Drama

4.09K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Susan’s convinced there’ll be bad news about the shop; what if Hazel wants to sell? Neil reckons there’s no point panicking at this stage; there are other options. Susan’s not convinced about Ian’s pizza van double act plan. When Ian comes round later full of ideas Susan begins to employ her strategy of letting him down gently. However she takes a call from Hazel, and just as Neil’s struggling to hold off Ian’s enthusiasm she returns with the fantastic news that the building work’s finished. The shop can re-open next week. Delighted Neil and Susan declare it’s a shame Ian’s collaboration scheme won’t work out. Ian’s philosophical – no creative thinking is ever wasted and it’s opened up his mind to new possibilities.

Ed passes off the bruise on his face as the result of a branch hitting him. Emma’s sympathetic. George calls in and Emma heads off to pick up Keira from the cinema, leaving Ed and George alone. George is shocked at the state of Ed’s eye. He thinks Ed shouldn’t make excuses for him – he’s a monster. The anger took over. Ed understands George couldn’t control it. George thinks he should be back in prison before he does something else. Ed suggests instead that he gets help in the form of counselling. George agrees to make a GP appointment. He doesn’t want his mum to know the reason so they agree they’ll just tell her he’s struggling. George admits he’s been a nightmare. Ed assures him they love him and nothing’s ever going to change that.

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.

0:07.0

They call themselves Evil Corps, a cybercrime gang accused of stealing hundreds of millions of dollars.

0:13.8

And at the center of it all, one of the FBI's most wanted.

0:17.6

They ran their operations out of the back of an Italian restaurant in Moscow.

0:22.0

How does a man hunted by the world's top law enforcers still manage to grow an empire?

0:26.6

These guys were going to town on small businesses across America.

0:30.9

They anger, the frustration, the fear.

0:33.4

Cyberhack, evil core. Listen first on BBC Sounds.

0:37.8

You're listening to Friday's episode of The Archers from BBC Radio 4.

0:42.8

Music Something smells nice.

1:02.0

Oh, hello, love. I thought I'd do a curry for a change, chicken balty. I got the recipe off the internet. It wants me to put some apple cider vinegar in at the end

1:12.4

and we haven't got any.

1:13.3

Do you think red wine vinegar would do?

1:15.9

Finneger, are you sure?

1:17.5

Well, apparently it brings out the flavours.

1:20.0

Oh, I'd have thought red wine vinegar would be fine then, yeah.

1:23.3

Oh, how was the dairy?

1:26.3

Oh, good.

1:27.6

Apart from me checking my phone at every opportunity to see if Hazel had called.

1:31.8

Oh, still no word.

1:33.4

No.

1:34.4

And the longer this goes on, the more convinced I am that it's going to be bad news.

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