Grammer Girl here, today we're going to talk about the semi-colon, the Roger Clinton of

the punctuation world.

Considered more useful than the regular colon by most grammar scholars, because of its

ability to form a weaking smiley face, which is far cuter than the traditional smiley face

emoticon, the semi-colon can also, oh, it looks like we have a call!

I had to do their Grammer Girl, this dude, you know, I, I seen you over there on the

Grand Old Oprah show the other day and it affected me so that I just had to give you

a call and tell you that she done just real nice on there and you're a good-looking woman

too.

Anyway, I got a question, I run a bingo party down here, and you know, the day, this fella

come in dressed up like an engine or something kind of thing, and anyway, I just a little

put off by him at first, but after I got known, he's rising rain.

Anyway, we got into a little bit of conversation, I'm hoping you can put it into it.

He's playing bingo, and we don't know if, when you're bingoing, if you win the game

of bingo, are he, can you say that you're bingoing?

And I'm bingoing, I'm bingoed, and if you win more than two games of bingo, you got

your bingoes.

Alright, well, my question to you is stirrup hunts, and I think you might have kindly

for putting up with me, I feel like ever since I started listening to you show that it's

really improved my entire lexicon, and it's made me more verboseness in my whole way

of presenting myself, and I really do thank you kindly.

Hi Stewart, and first off, I'm sorry to hear about your battle with the mysterious assassins

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