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Misery Loves Company

047 - Homeless Hoez

Misery Loves Company

Kevin Brennan

Comedycellar, Comicstriplive, Comedy Interviews, Comedypodcast, Brianmccarthy, Miserypodcast, Comedy, Kevinbrennan

4.1608 Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2016

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Homeless Hoez

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0:00.0

You're listening to Misery Love's Company with Kevin Brennan and Lenny Marcus on the Riotcast network, riotcast.com.

0:17.8

What the fuck is that? Hi everybody and welcome to a very special misery loves company with Kevin Brennan. My name's Tom Cassidy. We have Kerry Caravis with us. Jimmy Martinez is back, and we got Adam on the ones and twos. Kevin, how are you today? Good. We also have some visitors, right? And some visitors as well. Adam. We got another Adam. I guess that's a popular name. Are you guys the same age? Yeah, that's a good Caucasian name. I got a couple of

1:15.6

Adam. A couple years on real wholesome. Anyway, Adam, he's from Canada, right? Adam, you can talk into the mic by the couch, buddy. He's from Kansas City. He's a poker player. He's a starfucker fan. No, no. That one, buddy. He's in town. Oh, he's a Canadian? No, I thought he was Canadian. Most of the people that come visit our show are Canadian. He's a poker player. He donated him. I mean, he donated and we started talking online. He's been here for a couple days or something right

1:45.5

Adam yeah I've been here for a couple weeks since the first what do you play cool it says Mike on

1:49.4

you could take the microphone out of the thing okay what do you play is my gone nah it's not on

1:55.5

right now are you a hold them we'll we'll hold on Adam stop asking him questions because his mic's off. All right, Tom. Yeah, I play No Limit Hold'em and Potlim in Omaha. Been playing it for like 11 years since I graduated. Graduated what? Poker school? No, I've got a journalism degree. Strip Omaha. Journalism degree from Missouri. Strip Omaha. He's a journalism degree, and now he's a poker player. And Jimmy's here. Jimmy's a little high, though. I'm just chilling. Why I got to be, why you put my business out there? It's a little turn up. Because your eyes aren't even open. He's Asian. Last week, last week you were here because I thought you would talk, and this week you just all Turn out Yeah, man When y'all made you talk about the real shit You motherfuckers What's y'all talking about? Duis gonna wear it off in a little bit Yeah, what's y'all talking about? You're like, Harry brought some cupcakes And Yeah, those shit was Those shit was kind of delicious Yeah, any black man that says delicious. They were gluten-free. Kind of. Any black man that says delicious is high, okay? Because that's a gay word. That's a, wait. Unless you're sucking dick, unless you're sucking dick part-time. You don't say delicious. You know, first and foremost, we, we're not going to play the dick-sucking shit with me at all.

3:07.9

Did you save that shit for Tom or Adam? Jimmy's a real man. He's a real man. We're not going to do that shit with me. Why you say delicious? Give it all to me. Don't sit and take it back. A real nigga can say it was delicious. Take it back. All right. I take it back. It wasn't delicious. Black men called women delicious.

3:05.0

He didn't say delicious.

3:05.3

He said kind of delicious.

3:06.3

I didn't know.

3:06.4

He said kind of delicious.

3:07.4

I hang out with a lot of black people.

3:07.7

Who?

3:08.4

My friends? I take it back. It wasn't delicious. Black men called women delicious. He didn't say delicious.

3:25.1

He said kind of delicious. He said kind of delicious.

3:26.3

Who?

3:27.3

My friends? One guy. One guy. Monroe Martin. Derek Gaines. Oh, Monro, they're not real black people. They're not real black people. They're from Philadelphia. They're black as shit. Monroe Morris from Philadelphia? Yeah. I know I didn't like him for a radio.

3:21.7

You guys hear this conversation?

3:23.6

These are white people talking about their black friends, which means they're really racist. Racist, Tom. He asked me a question. I gave him an answer. Hey, what's going on, man? So how was your weekend, Kat? Also, Carrie was, I was, Carrie was on Facebook Live earlier. she's driving into the city well facebook live and

4:00.0

while she's driving putting on my makeup putting putting a makeup demonstration and she's explaining

4:04.6

to people how to drive with your feet with your legs yeah how to drive how to drive this thing no no no no no

4:12.2

no i don't no i don No, she was telling everybody,

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