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What the fuck is that? Good evening and welcome to a very spooky Halloween edition of Misery Love's Company with Kevin Brennan.

I'm Tom Cassidy.

Kerry Caravis is with us today and a very special guest, Jimmy Martinez.

Yay, yay.

You forgot Adam.

And Adam on the ones and twos. Hi. Kevin, how are you? I'm doing good. I was just fixing my phone. All right, so that was supposed to be scary? It was like a Halloween, like a fun little spooky Halloween intro. That was terrible. It was working on it a lot this morning. You're not scaring anybody.

It was like a fun one.

That will get your ass kick, basically.

Fair enough.

All right.

Kevin, why are you always on your phone at the very beginning of the episode? Because I got a, I like to, I got to record the show in case you guys fuck it up.

That's good.

Anyway, so Jimmy's here.

Okay, so anything for Halloween, Carrie? Carrie. Yeah. What, what do you? I made my, I brought the candy just to show you the right way to give out candy. Yeah. Your house probably gives it out like this, right? What do you just throw it in their bag? Yeah. No, you know what I do. I open the M&M packets and I give them loose M&M.

I absolutely. this right what do you just throw it in there back yeah no you know what I do I open the

M&M packets and I give them loose loose M&M because I I I found that if you give kids

loose loose loose candy not loose packets loose candy they take less because they don't trust it

it could be dipped in cyanide or whatever plus where I live in New Jersey

nobody trust anybody so one time I gave out dog biscuits, just as a goof, and my house got egged that year. So I wouldn't. Oh, well, you live in a building. Wait, you only gave out, you only gave out dog biscuits, no candy? They couldn't see, and I would put it in their bag or their besties. They had no idea, but my house got it.

What kind of fucking joke is that?

It was a joke. Whatever. You were married then? Dogs. Dogs, that's a treat for the dog. How much care do you get these little bastards? For the listener at home. No, I was single. For the listener at home, she's also dressed like a cat.

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