This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,

uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 46 of. Excuse me, that's illegal. The podcast that takes a hardcore look,

get some soft core cries. I'm your boy Leroy, coming at you. Straight out of the closet with a tale about gardening. I'm an

amateur gardener myself. I keep my bush freshly trimmed, especially during bikini

season, but I've also been known to grow it out in the winter.

Oh man, it was hard to say that with a straight face.

But what I can say with 100% certainty is my bush trimming skills aren't nearly as

top notch as the person or persons in our story today.

And that is full show.

Quick side note, the podcast rankings are a bit of a sham, but this week I was happy to see the podcast as ranked

number 165 in the true crime category in Sveeden.

You got to celebrate those small victories when you can and any excuse to bust out the air horn is fine by me

Coincidentally the story today will be taking place in Sweden

Nah Just kidding. It's in Canada.

The main stories I come across are in North America, because of my location, I guess.

So if you are listening from Sweden and want your country represented a little more, feel free

to send me any crime stories you are aware of.

Otherwise the best I can do for you is maybe a case about a lady taking a dump on a couch

in an Ikea or a guy stealing Swedish meatballs.

Anywho, let's get a joke in and move on with it.

So a guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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