This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,

uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 45 of, excuse me, that's illegal. The podcast that takes a hardcore look get some soft core crimes.

I'm your sandwich-loving host Leroy Luna coming at you.

Straight out of the closet with three Leroy Luna, coming at you.

Straight out of the closet with three short crime related stories involving

baloney.

Don't go reaching for those cue tips.

You heard me right.

Three stories about that low quality lunch meat.

It was funny, I found the first story and was all like,

this is intriguing, but I need more info.

So I'm googling away and I come across another baloney story.

So I'm checking that one out.

And lo and behold, a third story about baloney falls right into my lap.

And you know what they say?

When life gives you baloney, make baloney sandwiches, or something to that effect.

So that's what I'm going to do.

Okay, before we get into it, my Bro Jack Luna once told me me as far as podcast listeners go you got the top 5%

that'll be super supportive they'll tell you how great you are inflate your ego and

their eyes you can do no wrong they They're great. Love them. Then there's the bottom 5%. That'll tell you you suck. Don't quit your day job. Give you all the reasons why you'll never make it in this biz. Dreamcrchers. 5% may be a little high. We'll say 2% are those type of people. Maybe even less. I've been pretty fortunate, but they're definitely out there.

One of you might be checking out this pod for the first time right now, and thinking,

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