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Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

#046: Spin Dem Plates

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Walt dispenses unsophisticated footwear advice. Bry uses the seven deadly sins to help Walt figure out his new year’s resolutions.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You have to know that somebody's probably going to see you.

0:08.6

If you're out there baking your balls.

0:28.4

You know. You don't trust humans.

0:30.1

At least I don't.

0:41.0

Well, now you are setting up a good alibi if you ever do blow your girlfriend's head off.

0:49.1

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

0:58.3

Hello and welcome to this, the first edition of Tell Em Steve Dave, first of the year, Q.

0:59.6

Hello.

1:00.4

And Walt.

1:01.3

Yay.

1:05.9

How was your New Year, Walt?

1:11.2

Uneventful as every other new year in my life.

1:12.3

Nothing happened?

1:13.9

I don't do anything special.

1:15.3

You got schooled on Kesha.

1:16.6

I heard that.

1:17.1

Yeah.

1:21.0

The daughter had to give you what for as far as pop culture was concerned?

1:24.2

I thought my daughter said her name was ketchup.

1:27.4

So I was like, ketchup, that's the stupidest name.

1:46.1

That annoyed them so much that I couldn't stop saying. And you have a longstanding tradition of purposely mispronouncing things. I really thought that she said, they said her name was ketchup. So when I found out, when I saw the reaction when I was like, ketchup, and they were like, oh, no. Why is he still alive? I was like, I could not stop using.

1:48.2

Like, what kind of songs is ketchup sing?

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