Hi, I'm Kevin Smith, and this close to the joyous holiday season, I know you're sitting there

thinking to yourself, a forced party, we must celebrate the end of an old and beginning of a new

drink, drink, blacked out, where are my panties? That whole rigamarole is just scant two weeks

away. May I make a suggestion on how you might want to spend that New Year's Eve?

Put away all the other bullshit you've ever done.

What you want to do is get yourself to sunny Hollywood, California.

Get yourself up to Universal City Walk, situated right next door, Universal Studios,

you know, the tour where you can see

King Kong and 3D and Jalls comes out of the water, you can get married, not really.

Get yourself to Citywalk, drop in on me, Ralph Garman, Hollywood Babylon.

That's right, man.

Hollywood Babylon is having its very first New Year's Eve celebration at the John

Lovitz Comedy Club this December 31st.

We're going to do Hollywood Babylon like we always do, but it's going to be three hours of

Hollywood Babylon, bitch.

So you're going to get the regular show, and then you're going to get special edition New

Year's Eve fun, man.

We're going to do the HBO drinking game live.

Everyone that comes in gets a copy of the official rules with their admission. fun, man. We're going to do the HBO drinking game live.

Everyone that comes in gets a copy of the official rules with their admission.

So essentially, you could sit there and play the drinking game right with us in the room.

And it's New Year's Eve.

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