#045: Dallas Live
Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299
TESD 1-299
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2021
⏱️ 109 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Kevin Smith, and this close to the joyous holiday season, I know you're sitting there |
| 0:05.0 | thinking to yourself, a forced party, we must celebrate the end of an old and beginning of a new |
| 0:11.4 | drink, drink, blacked out, where are my panties? That whole rigamarole is just scant two weeks |
| 0:18.3 | away. May I make a suggestion on how you might want to spend that New Year's Eve? |
| 0:24.2 | Put away all the other bullshit you've ever done. |
| 0:26.8 | What you want to do is get yourself to sunny Hollywood, California. |
| 0:31.3 | Get yourself up to Universal City Walk, situated right next door, Universal Studios, |
| 0:36.2 | you know, the tour where you can see |
| 0:37.5 | King Kong and 3D and Jalls comes out of the water, you can get married, not really. |
| 0:41.1 | Get yourself to Citywalk, drop in on me, Ralph Garman, Hollywood Babylon. |
| 0:47.2 | That's right, man. |
| 0:48.3 | Hollywood Babylon is having its very first New Year's Eve celebration at the John |
| 0:53.7 | Lovitz Comedy Club this December 31st. |
| 0:57.2 | We're going to do Hollywood Babylon like we always do, but it's going to be three hours of |
| 1:00.7 | Hollywood Babylon, bitch. |
| 1:02.3 | So you're going to get the regular show, and then you're going to get special edition New |
| 1:06.1 | Year's Eve fun, man. |
| 1:07.7 | We're going to do the HBO drinking game live. |
| 1:10.7 | Everyone that comes in gets a copy of the official rules with their admission. fun, man. We're going to do the HBO drinking game live. |
| 1:14.8 | Everyone that comes in gets a copy of the official rules with their admission. |
| 1:19.6 | So essentially, you could sit there and play the drinking game right with us in the room. |
| 1:20.5 | And it's New Year's Eve. |
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