#043: The Unkindest Cut
Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299
TESD 1-299
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2021
⏱️ 86 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, guys. Feel that fire? Cozy, Ming. |
| 0:13.5 | It feels good. It's cold out. It makes me think of all great, wonderful Christmas memories |
| 0:19.1 | from my childhood. Let's go with you, Ming. What's the best gift you ever got on Christmas? Best gift ever got? I got the G.I. Joe aircraft carrier one year. How old do you know? 36, so it's been a long, 26 years. You have never been, your Christmas gift, the aircraft has not been topped. No. Jeff, what's the best holiday, well, you didn't get Christmas gift. |
| 0:38.5 | Let's be careful. |
| 0:39.3 | What's the best holiday gift you guys? Santa Clausland never came to your house, right? Never did. Did you think he hated you? I had a pretty good reason. I had a pretty good reason. When he saw the manure in the house, he just flew right by over my house. What was like a vampire and fucking garlic? Like, what do you mean? Why on earth wouldn't say it come just because you're Jewish, though? |
| 0:36.6 | That to me makes no sense. |
| 0:38.8 | Never wondered why at all. What is you like a vampire and fucking garlic? What do you mean? Why on earth wouldn't Santa come just because you're Jewish, though? |
| 0:55.1 | That to me makes no sense. |
| 0:57.3 | Never wondered why at all. |
| 0:50.8 | Never wondered why. How the fuck could that pass? When you even when you were a little kid? I never wondered why. Never wondered why. You're lying. You're lying. Tent Claus isn't a reel, that's why. You want to know the reason. |
| 0:51.7 | That's what. But when you're young enough to believe in Santa, |
| 0:53.9 | you never wondered why. |
| 0:55.3 | He never came. |
| 0:56.2 | But I never believed in Santa because we never, never had to follow that holiday. Did you go to a Jewish school? No. So when the other kids were talking about Santa, he saw Santa in the mall, you weren't like, hey, what's up with the... Let me jump in his lap. Hey, how can we don't have that guy? |
| 1:28.4 | Did you ever make any sense when you had somebody? But you said, you said, you know, what did he say? What? I don't know. He's rambling. What did he say? He said, they're making sense. I don't know why that's so hard to believe, though, with you that it's like... Because you said you weren't a strict follower and your parents weren't strict followers. |
| 1:27.1 | So why on earth were they just like... Well, they still celebrate a Hanukkah. They still celebrate Hanukkah. They still celebrate Hanukkah. You celebrate Hanukkah? Did you ever wonder why that, hey, why is that guy got all those lights in there? He gets eight days worth the gifts. at anybody you might actually like that more than you're saying right there you got the |
| 1:44.2 | better end of the stick He gets eight days worth the gifts. I figured that anybody, you might actually |
| 2:00.8 | like that more than... Okay, so you're saying right there, you got the better end of the stick. You got eight days. Sure. If you're getting good shit. If you're getting good shit. If you're getting good shit. If you're getting what I think you got, you definitely got the shit end of the stick. So what was the best Hanukkah gift you ever got? actually Atari |
| 1:58.9 | just had the joystick |
| 1:59.9 | Maybe 10 |
| 2:01.2 | 11 What was the best Hanukkah gift you ever got? Uh, actually Atari. |
| 2:19.2 | Just had the joystick with the one. |
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