Hey guys, while we're waiting for Walt, why don't we talk about what we got our loved ones for Christmas? All right. What are you getting for Pam? I'm going to get Pam a treadmill. What about you, Jeff? What about Jason Arndon and a brand-new jockstrap? Since he's been playing so good for the Devils, I figured he deserved something a little special this year. You got it embroidered and everything? Everything. Very nice. Maine, what did you get? My mom's getting a blender.

A blender. A blender, you said. She loved to blend. Q? Actually, since I was at the stash the other day, just hit up some of Walt's Booty Time stuff and just bought, like, a bunch of comics for my friends and whatnot. That's an okay gift, I suppose.

Hello.

Guys, it's me.

What?

I've called me on my time phone.

I'm in the year 2007.

So you're in the past?

I'm in 2012 Christmas.

I'm here to tell you you guys all fucked up.

All your presents led to horrible, horrible outcomes.

Do tell.

Listen.

Okay, okay.

Jeff, return that job stop, bro.

Jason Arndon had you arrested by the stalker. They're throwing in jail in January and now you have eight. stuff, bro. Chase it on and had you arrested by the stalker.

They're throwing in jail, ganglaced, and now you have eight.

Oh, no.

What?

That sucker's going back.

Oh, my God.

What else, Walt?

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