04 Caligula

Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Rob and Jamie

History, Comedy

4.9 • 742 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2016

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Who is this misunderstood youth? All he did was try to restore the empire after his evil Uncle Tiberius died. He built an aqueduct and restored the temples... and stopped the Great Shell Invasion of 40CE. And heard the voices of dead people and killed all his family and stole peoples wives and threw people to the wolves and forced marched the senate and built a pointless bridge and exiled his wives and invited people to his horse's house and ...(fade to black). Oh dear.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Totalis Rankium.
0:28.0	Ranking all of the Roman emperors from Augustus to Augustulus.
0:32.7	Totalisly, yeah.
0:34.0	Yes, that's what we're doing.
0:36.9	Do you know what? I'm going gonna start by saying i was quite excited
0:40.8	about this episode just you've been very mysterious about it um and when you said the word
0:45.7	mental i'm quite excited yeah i try not to give anything away to jamie during the week
0:51.2	whilst i'm doing my research but i did occasionally have to send the odd text message saying Caligula is crazy.
0:57.0	But I'm not giving anything away, no, no, no.
1:00.0	Right, before we get on to Caligula though, something Alyssa pointed out is that we have not actually totaled up the scores for the Emperor's.
1:07.0	We've been forgetting to mention that. So, just to keep everyone up to date, Augustus scored a total of 48.25.
1:15.6	Ah.
1:16.6	And Tiberius scored a lower score of 36.88.
1:20.6	And if you look on our website and our Facebook page, we make like top Trump style cards for each one and we put them up on the website.
1:28.1	Yeah, it's very exciting.
1:29.3	It is, it is.
1:30.1	Right, okay, so let's go.
1:31.2	Third Emperor.
1:32.0	Yeah.
1:32.5	Colligula.
1:33.5	Right, if you remember last week, I did some scientific research didn't I?
1:37.6	Google.
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