This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice, where I tell you you have absolutely no case,

and I revel in telling you you have no case.

To the point is when I tell you, you do have a case, depression sinks in very, very quickly.

Okay. Oh, I love these stories.

This one I have to share with you.

And this is a guy who clearly was leaving immense a meeting when he was arrested.

His name is Josiah Garcia.

And he is a national guardsman.

Okay?

There you go.

And let me give you the backstory because let me tell you what an idiot he is. I mean, this reaches wonderful levels of idiocy and entertainment. All right,

there was a site called rent hitman.com. May still be around for all I know.

It was originally started in 2005 to sort of advertise a cyber security company

was sort of a just a spoof and never took off.

But it received so many inquiries over the years because they left it there and it was

sort of dead.

But they received so many inquiries over the years because they left it there and it was sort of dead. But they received so many inquiries over the years, over the years, that it turned into a parody site with fake testimonials.

So a straight parody.

And there was an intake form to request services and an application form to become a hired killer.

Now comes Josiah Garcia, who applies to be a hitman.

And he sends in an application and follow up emails over the next 30 days. In one of them, he adds a section,

which wasn't on there, saying, why would I want this job? And he writes, in looking for a job

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