04-17-26 Full Show
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
Audacy
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2026
⏱️ 137 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, here's the question. |
| 0:04.0 | Oh, that bitch is. Good day to you and yours. All right. Big news in the retail world. Walmart, |
| 0:11.5 | they are, quote, refreshing the look of their great value products. Why? Well, according to Walmart |
| 0:17.7 | executives, their research show the people like the quality and the price of their great value products. |
| 0:23.5 | But frankly, they're too embarrassed to actually display those items in their home. |
| 0:27.8 | And as we all know, embarrassment is a powerfully terrible feeling. |
| 0:32.0 | Even little everyday things can be mildly embarrassing. |
| 0:35.0 | Like trying to find an available seat in any situation, you know, everyone's already |
| 0:39.4 | seated, you're that guy and you got to find that seat. |
| 0:43.1 | Or having happy birthday sung to you at a restaurant and you're not a child. |
| 0:47.9 | I don't care who you are. |
| 0:50.0 | It's not cool. |
| 0:52.1 | Uh, your card being declined. |
| 0:54.3 | That's always a fun feeling. |
| 0:56.0 | Or just having squeaky shoes. |
| 0:58.2 | But sometimes embarrassment revolves around something that you cannot control, like a physical abnormality. |
| 1:03.3 | So I have a cousin. |
| 1:04.7 | He had a lot to say, but he wouldn't speak because of his severe stutter. |
| 1:08.9 | As an adult, he has since gotten rid of it, but he just wouldn't talk because he's got the humiliation. Meanwhile, his sister had a lazy eye. She didn't care at all, and I say good for her. But we do have a story about a woman who has a lazy eye and spent most of her childhood ashamed by it. And it didn't help when someone asked her if she'd been kicked in the face by a mule. |
| 1:28.3 | Oh my gosh. |
| 1:29.1 | Side note, that is not me being mean. |
| 1:31.7 | That is a question that somebody actually asked her. |
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