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Hope you guys had a fantastic weekend.

Had a fun time.

My son had a birthday party, early birthday party.

I got to mention this thing.

This is just, no, this is this.

This was something to be.

No, so they decided to do an obstacle, tactical training class for the 10-year-olds.

That's what they asked.

They wanted it with Nerf guns.

With Nerf guns.

In my backyard, because I'm on several acres.

And so they had clues set up. They had Nerf gun machine guns. Simulated razor wire. Simulated string that was simulating razor wire. They had to crawl under. We're talking like, you know, went to the, I had to Dawson drag me to the fireworks store. And then we... I bought a whole case of smoke grenades. Smoke grenades. I didn't know they made such thing called smoke grenades because you'll watch a TV show on you know or whatever and they're got in the Marines go pop smoke and they throw in these grenades out it makes great cover you can't see anything and so I thought I was a concealment I saw you know whatever right and like you know five bucks of smoke three dollars of smoke grenade right and I thought whatever you knowment. I'm something myself, you know, whatever, right? And like, you know, five bucks of smoke, three dollars of smoke, right? And I thought, whatever, you know, it can't be that much smoke. Well, so they're running around and they're getting clues and they're looking for gold Easter eggs and they're getting their clues and they're reading the map. And all of a sudden, they get to the back of the barn and all of a sudden awesome pop smoke a lot a lot and all of a sudden

this black cloud luminous grows up and the kids are like whoa and I said there's a bad guy

back there and so then so so I was in that one of the smoke grenades on top of my refrigerator

outside it catches on fire it's burning the top of the refrigerator. I'm like, this is great.

And so you can't, I mean, you can't see through the smoke. And the kids are like, we're not going back there. I said, stay undercover. You hear me yelling in the background. You stay undercover. You don't know, you know, what's going to happen. You also got a Nerf gun. Oh, no, with the drum. They didn't know it was Austin.

I just said, there's a bad guy back there.

Probably has a Nerf gun.

And it was great.

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