Hey, I'm Brian Johnson, and I'm here to tell you a little something about Adam and Eve.

And as for the past few weeks, I'm here with...

Suzanne Smith.

Hey, Suzanne.

Hey, Brian.

Uh, guess what, Suzanne? I got a bite.

I got a bite from a certain little lady named Meredith who wants to help me with an Adameneve commercial. Does it make you jealous? Does that make you hot under the collar? It definitely makes me hot under the collar.

This Meredith, she was the one, if you remember from last week's show, in the very beginning, the orgasmic girl that climaxed to tell him Steve Dave, that's Meredith. Oh. Uh-huh. Do you don't like that, do you? No, I don't. I think I'm going to have to tear up Meredith Poon-Tang, just like I tour yours. Remember last night? I made it look like an origami flower made out of like 10 strips of raw bacon. Oh my God.

All right.

Let's talk about Adam and Eve.

Enough of this, my sexual prowess.

Adam and Eve, what do we got going here? We got three free DVDs.

We have free delivery, right?

We have a free sensual gift.

And mostly everything on their site is 50% off. And I got good news and bad news. The good news is we're going to be extending our offer a little bit for that free podcast. If you buy something from Adam and Eve and send us your invoice at Tellem Steve Dave 37, T-E-L-L-E-M-S-T-E-E-A-V-E-R-E-E-R-E-E-R-E-E-R-E-E-R-E-E-R-E-E-R-E-E-R-E-E-M-E-E-E-R-G-E-E-M-E-E-R-G-E-E-E-N-E-E-E-N-E-E upset that you don't have it yet. You'll have it by next week. And I guess we're delaying those pictures of you too. Yeah, I guess we're going to... Those nippy pictures. She, you know what I was thinking? I was thinking of throwing in an extra picture of you performing oral sex on me. The way we do it, Suzanne, you know this, but I'll tell the good people out there is I basically lay on my side like a sow, like a a mother pig and like a greedy little suckling piglet you come up and just start sucking on what appears to be a pig's teat but is really my wiener I don't even know what to say to this it's the truth you know it's a truth you know it's a, if you, uh, order from Ab and Eve and like, why wouldn't you? Uh, in the coupon code, put T-E-S-D as in Tellem Steve Dave. And that is going to get you the ultra-sweet special deal from Adam and Eve and that ultra-sweet special deal from us here at Tellem Steve Dave, which is the free podcast, the free nips, possibly the picture of me with my weiner teet hanging out, and Suzanne's mouth wrapped around it.

Oh, you know what else?

And this has nothing to do with Adam and Eve.

Let me just interrupt this Adam and Eve commercial briefly.

Later, you play Farmville.

Yeah.

And you were looking for friends.

And in this show later on, I say, I give your Facebook identity as Monkey Baby 3.

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