Pam,

Oh,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Pam, keep it down. I'm trying to cut the Adam and Eve commercial.

I thought she did well. Yeah. Come on, man. I'm not saying she didn't, but we're trying to pay the bills, right?

I'd like to see this if you don't mind. Walt, you just watched her.

Alright, fine.

But I'm gonna have to cut the commercial while you watch her pleasure herself again.

It won't feel natural.

Why, just because I'm here?

Come on, don't be so lame.

Walt, you want to reminisce about the... I'd have to cut the commercial while you watch her pleasure herself again. It won't feel natural. Why just because I'm here?

Come on, don't be so lame. Walt, you want to reminisce about the first time you watch my mom jerk off? It's not that great a story. That's kind of rude. How about this? At least let Pam tell us what makes your boner snap to. No, she wouldn't know such small details of my everyday life. Well, now you guys are just wasted my time.

Come on, can you do it in the next room?

Come on, get out of here. Well, now that that sexiness is behind us, we can get on with the real commercial. And by we, I mean, me and Suzanne. Hi. Hello, Suzanne. I'll talk over me. It's very unprofessional when we're trying to do a commercial. Suzanne, it's T-minus 7. I know. I should say N-minus 7. Nips minus 7. Seven days, and then we're taking pictures. I sure are. It's too bad it's not this week, though, because your breasts are full with menstrual bloat.

Oh.

They're looking very large, very in charge.

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