The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled The Zodiac Cast.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Thank you. The sun, the moon, the little dipper, the arrow man, the bull, the smart guy,

and the real big one.

Astrology.

We live in a world of immense scale and scope governed by the stars and the celestial bodies above us.

Ours is an immensely spiritual, intuitive world.

Something as primal and innate as humanity itself, our alignments, our personalities, and essences are derived from the stars above us.

Please join us on a journey of great self-understanding, you will learn things like if you should get bangs or not.

And, you know, if you just want to explain to your friends that it's okay, you blacked out and puked in their car because you're a fire sign, that's okay too.

And just for everyone else, everyone else hates astrology and that means they're a misogynist.

Welcome to the knowledge of the universe. Welcome to the Zodiac cast. My name is Chimp Tuffy and I am here with Otis

Coriander and our job is to help guide you through the knowledge, the stars, the things required to properly

understand everything ranging from astrology to psychic energy to ESP.

Otis, thank you for being here.

Thank you, Chimp.

I'm very glad that we started this show.

We've been talking about this for a long time.

Very long time.

We wanted a show.

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