#033: Live from Las Cruces

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Bry, Walt, and Q talk about alien themed amusement parks.

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0:00.0	Hey, I'm Brian Johnson of Tell him Steve Dave.
0:07.5	And after considering all the other possibilities, Ming, Adam and Eve decided that we here at Tellem Steve Dave were their most qualified spokesman to give the lowdown on their website.
0:18.0	Their sexy website.
0:19.2	I want to know what dip shits in charge
0:20.8	is spending at him and use advertising dollars that they didn't get canned for that decision. Do you think because of us a scene like Glengariglin Ross has ever played out in the advertising room? I would give these lines, but you sound more like Ricky Roman than I do. So like, uh, I don't care who's nephew or who you know, who's dick you're sucking on, that type of thing. Smokin!
0:18.6	Oh, hey Walt! I didn't see you there!
0:21.1	Hey, what do you do? care who's nephew or who you know, who's dick you're sucking on, that type of thing.
0:38.0	Smoking.
0:39.8	Oh, hey, Walt.
1:10.9	I didn't see you there. Yeah, what are you doing here, man? Traditionally, you've stayed away from hot-button issues like the Taliban or, you know, normal man-women, sexual activity at all. Smoking. Smoking indeed, Walt. Q, what I think Walt means to say is Adam and Eve.com has some smoking deals on their site. They're a tailored fit for the horny, the lonely, and after perusing the online catalog, apparently even the sexually corrupt. Well, you must be talking about the... Let it out! Incentives they offer. Like, for a limited time when you select an item, you're going to get 50% off? Wow, now surely that shatters the ceiling of what they can afford to. Now, not even close. Now, you want to shut up so I can tell everybody to the rest? You think that bird an all, man? Anyway, in addition to the 50% off, just about every other item in their catalog, they're going to include three free adult team DVDs, a free and secret gift that is described, as they say, so sensual it can't be
1:28.6	mentioned on radio or apparently even digital broadcasting.
1:32.0	Yes.
1:32.8	Yes.
1:33.7	Yes.
1:34.6	Hell yes.
1:36.5	And to top it off, it's all being shipped to your door on Adam and Eve's done.
1:40.7	Free shipping?
1:41.6	No.
1:42.3	No.
1:43.0	No.
1:43.7	Hell.
1:44.0	No. You see,. Hell. No.
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