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Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

#032: I Wanna Be Your Tampon

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Walt eludes the cable TV coppers. Q waxes knowledgeable on the subject of UK raccoons.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, Q. Hey, Brian. I'm here to talk to you about the most important thing on earth, dude. That thing is Poon-Tang. I do love Poon-Tang. Don't you, though? Yeah. You know who else is here with us? Brian Johnson's gal-pal, Suzanne Smith. Wow. She knows the thing I two about Poon-Tang, then.

0:21.5

Oh, indeed.

0:22.7

Say hello, Suzanne.

0:23.5

Hi.

0:26.2

Adam and Eve is good for many different things, like Suzanne.

0:27.9

For God knows how long now I've been using you

0:30.8

is basically a rubber fuck doll

0:32.4

to satisfy all my sexual needs.

0:34.8

And so now with the advent of Adam and Eve and the ordering that we've

0:39.7

done from them or will do from them eventually, well, God, you have no use to me anymore.

0:45.9

Our Twitter account has had nothing but people extremely happy with what they've ordered

0:52.5

and their free gifts. I've been surprised at how much

0:55.8

they like it. Now, the Adam and Eve incentives are the 50% off most items, I guess, three free

1:02.5

adult DVDs, the extra essential gift, and they're going to ship your stuff for free. Look, nothing

1:08.5

against Adam and Eve. That's all good and fine. But our incentives are

1:12.3

way better. One, if you order from Adam and Eve and you forward your receipt to tell them

1:19.0

Steve Dave 37 at gmail.com, you are put on a list. You forward your receipt in time. You use that

1:24.1

T-E-S-D code and the coupon code, we're going to do a special pod for you.

1:28.7

Right.

1:29.2

And it's not exclusive.

1:30.1

It's just a way of us saying thanks for supporting Adam and Eve, supporting us by sitting

1:37.9

through these commercials and shit.

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