Andrea Cork Board for Vice, here at day three of the Dr. Yinz-Libiana trial in Terre Haute County.

The first two days saw evidence being entered, and witnesses have been testifying to the movements

and actions of Dr. Yins-Libiana, and in general, the proceedings have been running pretty normally.

However, outside of the courtroom, the commotion and the insanity have been swelling.

Rookie Judge Poop has proven himself to be ill-equipped when handling all the extracurriculars,

making what some call a novice mistake in letting the media inside the courtroom. Outside, teens, YouTube

celebrities, Yin's fanboys, and orcophologists have protested, screamed, and partied,

turning TerraHot into a temporary woodstock. The popularity of Dr. Yin's Libyana has, by all accounts,

achieved legit celebrity status.

Even now, fans are waiting outside to see Dr. Yinns again, drinking his trademark drink,

a virgin Irish car bomb, which is just a can of soda dropped into a quart of milk.

How did this uranium-stealing orc-truther reach such a venerated position in our

culture? What does he represent? What chord has Dr. Yin's Libyana struck in the world that has turned

this trial into such a media circus? The charges against Yinns are very serious. The stakes are high.

The prosecuting attorney, Jonathan St. Labat Blue, who was previously rumored to be going for the death penalty, has now lowered

his aim to life in prison. Is that a sign of a weaker case? The arrest itself was notoriously sloppy,

with famous bounty hunter shed shitly, subduing and permanently

blinding so many orphans that they just renamed the facility to a home for the blind.

Dr. Yinz-Libiana is being charged with violating the Atomic Energy Act, the Mines Safety

and Health Act, and the Uranium Mill Tailing's Radiation Control Act.

He was initially charged with conspiracy to commit an orc-related terrorist act, a charge

Yenz calls, not a big deal, relax.

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