Hey, everybody. Thanks for tuning in to the Recovering Fundamentalist podcast. Hey, we want to get started

right off the bat by thanking our sponsors, Free Life Soap. Nate, your wishes came true. Ms. McCribbon,

the owner of Free Life Soap, stopped by my house this week and handed me a bar of soap and your

favorite scent. When I got home yesterday, there was a

package waiting for me. Oh, she sent yours. Yes, and a postcard before she had heard anything.

She knew. She sent it to us and said, I hope you enjoy this. And my wife said, I listen to your

podcast today. I'm so embarrassed that you said that. It's prophetic soap.

So I had to send her a message and say, hey, my girls love the pumpkin spice. But, you know, thank you.

In the mail right now coming to your house is a pumpkin spice latte bar of soap.

It has already reached the house. Oh, you got it.

I sat down at the table tonight to eat dinner and didn't even know it was on the table.

And I said, what is this incredible smell?

My daughter said the free life soap came in the mill.

And the second my wife smelled the pumpkin spice off to the bathtub, that soap does not belong to me. It was stolen. Oh, man. It does smell really good.

If you use that to take a bath, you immediately become a basic white girl.

Put your ugg boots on and curl up next to the fire, buddy.

Yeah, I think I'll go to the Mexican restaurant and order ACP.

I love my chicken, cheese, and rice.

Well, you guys always kid with me about my jokes.

And so tonight, before the podcast recording, I just took a few minutes to screenshot some things that I have to deal with with the two of you.

Oh, no.

I'm going to give, I'm going to give all of our listeners tonight a glimpse into our famous text thread.

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