All right, Walt, you bought out son of a bitch.

The day has arrived.

Tell him Steve Dave has their first advertiser.

Ah, exciting news.

The excitement is, I could hear it in your voice.

Go ahead, Walt.

At Adameneve.com, let's see your read.

Let's see how you do.

Fellas, this is Walt Flanagan from Tell him Steve, Dave. Are you looking to spice things up in the bedroom? Have you been fantasizing about surprising your lover with an adventurous new toy or adult movie? Well, here's an offer you won't be able to resist. Go to Adam and Ead.com, and for a limited time, you'll get 50% off just about any item. Did they pay for a 10-minute commercial?

Because the fucking way this guy's reading... Yeah, it's going to drag into 10. You know, I think they would welcome a 10-minute commercial. Let's just, let's get down the brass tax here, Ming, me and you. Walt, you take a break for a minute. We're going to talk about some special deals that they have here. Well, first off, Ming, we need our audience out there to go buy some sex toys and shit.

You're going to buy something for your wife with it? about some special deals that they have here. Well, first off, Ming, we need our audience out there to go buy some sex toys and shit.

You're going to buy something for your wife with a discount?

I will. I definitely will.

And what is that discount, Brian?

The discount is not just for you, Ming.

I know you like to feel elitist and special and shit.

Here's some of the deals that Adam and Eve are, uh, are thrown

your way. Your way and everyone's way for limited time, you can get 50% off just about everything.

When you select one item at 50% off, you'll also receive three free adult DVDs. You're going to get

a free extra gift that's so sensual, Meg, that we can't even mention it right now.

Wow.

I guess it's too hot for the internet where you can say anything.

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