#029: Houston, We’re F’d

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2021

⏱️ 220 minutes

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Spaceship TESD finally plummets to earth.

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0:00.0	Dan, we've got one more item for you when you get a chance.
0:02.4	We'd like it to stir up your cryotanks.
0:05.0	In addition, I have a shaft and trunnion.
0:08.0	Okay.
0:09.0	Or look at the comment Bennett if you need it.
0:11.0	Stand by.
0:13.0	Okay.
0:18.0	We've had a problem here.
0:20.0	Okay. We've had a problem here.
0:23.6	Can say again, please.
0:27.6	Uh huh.
0:28.6	Uh, here's one we've had a problem.
0:33.6	Ha ha! I can't believe that. I can't believe that!
0:43.3	I can't believe that!
0:45.3	I don't remember that. Happy Two, three, happy birthday to you.
1:17.9	Like one time I was fucking Edgar.
1:20.6	And by fucking, I was raping him, right? Tell him, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellem Steve Dave. With me is Walt Flanagan. Hey. Brian Quinn. Hello. And me, Ryan Johnson. I'm talking this quickly because we have a lot of stuff to get through today. We want to finish Houston, right, Walt? Definitely. We want to get through it.
1:44.2	We want to end the pain.
1:45.1	People have had enough. I feel like I'm one of those, like, in the Philippines, like how they have, they, like, like, those flagellations and shit, like, they beat themselves with the whips and stuff for religious purposes. Start with, uh, well, we went to me and you went to see Alice Cooper this week. We dided the shit out of Atlantic City with me, Walt and Tom Tom, his navigation system.
2:08.5	Oh, okay.
2:09.6	Tom Tom was pretty good.
2:10.8	I mean.
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