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Handel On The Law

(03/27) Marginal Legal Replay Hour 1

Handel On The Law

KFI AM 640

News

4.3879 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Handel on the Law, Marginal Legal Advice.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is Handle on the Law.

0:11.1

Marginal legal advice where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

0:15.2

If you're injured, need a lawyer.

0:16.6

Go to Handelonthelaw.com.

0:18.8

And if you're a lawyer and want to join our team, because people desperately need your help,

0:24.0

go to handle on the law.com and click on the join today tab at the top of the page.

0:29.1

The following is a pre-recorded program.

0:31.0

All right.

0:31.4

This one's out of North Carolina.

0:34.1

This is a fun lawsuit.

0:36.3

Damon Fields is suing Gaston County, wherever the hell that is, alleging that his civil rights have been violated as well as the civil rights of his 16 cats who live at home.

0:51.6

So the complainants on the lawsuit are Damon Fields.

0:56.8

And then Bulu and Tony Tiger and girlfriend Sarah,

1:02.3

Bubba Logan, silly girl Sally, rascal Russell, and a few others.

1:09.4

I'm telling you, I'll bet you the court clerks loved this one.

1:15.7

And here's what happened.

1:17.4

A neighbor complains about 16 cats in the home,

1:19.9

because obviously it smells horrible,

1:22.4

and it's just a god-awful situation.

1:24.9

So the authorities come in, grab the cats, feels is charged with 16 counts of

1:31.2

misdemeanor animal cruelty and the county, then starts putting on a $20 a day tab on the cost of

1:39.5

housing and feeding and caring for the animals. Now that's 20 times 16 because there are 16 cats.

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