And good morning. Saturday morning, Handel here, and we have three hours to go of abuse,

of humiliation, of utter terror.

Of course, I'm talking about me to you, not you to be.

If we're going to go the other way, we want sycophantic phone calls, ass kissing, you know, the normal about of, the normal handle show as we move forward.

The number 800, 5201534, 8005201534, top of the hour, always the best time to call.

And I must tell you, the last few weeks, we've been pretty jammed with phone calls.

So as I go from segment to segment and you don't hear me pitch phone numbers, that means we are full.

On the other hand, when there is a very small number of phone calls coming through, which I don't know why, I will be saying phone calls are open.

And when there are, this is on very rare occasion, which I love, when there are few and far between,

then you get the most entertaining radio that exists.

Maestro, would you please share?

Baby, shark to do da da baby, as to how long that will actually play.

All right.

Well said.

Well said.

800 5201534.

That's the phone number.

This is Handel on the law, marginal legal advice, where I, Bill Handel, tell you, insert name here.

You have absolutely no case.

Always a pleasure when I do that.

Occasionally it's, yeah, you have a case.

I get very depressed.

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