029 - Ferris Wheel Sex, Nicolas Cage, and The Grocery Store Choke Out

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

-Brooks is back and Big Toilet checks in

-Applebee's Strawberry Dollarita

-Couple has sex on ferris wheel

-Woman gets DUI driving on rim with a full marg

-Nicolas Cage too drunk to understand wedding

-Guy chokes cashier for bagging his chips poorly

-Drama student stabs classmates during scene

-RIP Nipsey Hussle

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0:00.0	Brooks is back.
0:02.0	I'm back, Daddy.
0:03.0	What's up, Daddy?
0:04.0	We got the WrestleMania weekend.
0:06.0	It's very exciting.
0:07.0	I can't wait to watch my thuns. Rethel. Well, actually, Cody doesn't wrestle, I doubt Gold Dust has any. I mean, Cody doesn't wrestle in the W. A lot of the daddies missed you, Brooks. The daddy's missed you. I'm out there. I'm on the road. I'm on the road, I'm telling jokes, I'm going to city to city, speaking to the working man,
0:04.0	telling me about how the man is going to kick him in the butt.
0:23.4	Computers and took the jobs. Amazon now has stores. Nobody works in them. Guess what? Everything's going to be computerized. None of us are going to have jobs. And I'm out there. Speaking the truth, but now I'm back.
0:18.4	Brooks has saved up a lot of talking.
0:20.4	This is like two episodes worth of talking.
0:22.4	Brooks, do these sound like good stories to you today?
0:25.3	There's a couple that gets busted. a lot of talking. This is like two episodes worth of talking. Brooks, do these sound like good stories to you today?
0:39.5	There's a couple that gets busted fucking on a ferris wheel. Oh, whoa. That's awesome. There's some chick who's
0:46.7	blown out of her mind driving around with full margaritas. Okay. On a rim. On just no tire, just a rim.
0:57.3	We didn't get to talk about this.
0:58.8	I want to save it for you.
1:00.5	I think it's within the last week.
1:02.3	Nicholas Cage, he got too drunk to understand his wedding.
1:08.5	Also, Carl Hess ran into Nick Cage the other day.
1:11.4	You know Carl's a Nick Cage fan.
1:12.6	I'll save it for them.
1:13.6	Sure.
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